This joke is a little more complicated than the joke I told yesterday. It is worth it to see your little one’s reaction though. I wouldn’t lie. I was a Girl Scout.
I do solemnly swear to tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth so help me God. This joke is funny. The end.
First, start with some pretty and yummy oranges.
Cut the orange in half and remove the center until just the peel remains. Then mix up a box of orange jello. Next, drop the peel into a small cup and pour the jello mixture inside. Place the cup into the fridge.
After the jello has set up, pull a fast one on the kids.
Hey, Simon! Want a snack?
Happy April Fool’s Day. Go out and create a ruckus.
And also ROCK CHALK, JAYHAWK. GO KU.